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Wednesday, August 29, 2012

All You Need Is Love

Too bad I'm married.  She seems like a reeaaally loving person.  It would never work out though.  If there's one thing I can't stand it's poor grammar.

Hello My Dear Friend ,
How are you doing today ,hope every thing is under control ,? if so thanks be to God almighty who made it so ,I know that this email will meet you in a good health and also surprisingly, but God have his own way of bringing people together.I was moved to write to you and also seek your advice of which i know that it helps me to overcome my present situation,I'm presently single and searching for a trusted and God fearing person. My dearest,In your free time, may it please you to write me back so that i can explain more about myself,my details,my pictures and my purpose of writing to you. Please do not neglect a humble and lonely heart that seeks for your love. A good friendship is the foundation build on other relative things to come. Please contact me through my private box so that i can be able to send you my pictures because i will like us to communicate privately and build up a good relationship if only you are ready.
please kindly accept my request, I believe that distance or age can never be a barrier but let's love connect us because love is a bridge that connected far distance to be close to each other to enable me share my photo and other things with you and Please if possible reply me back with your pictures.

please email me as soon as possible because I have something to discuss with you even if you are married we can be good friends.
May God bless you as i wait impatiently to read from you.

one love keep us together
Wishing you a happy week and God blessings.
Yours Malgret.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

I Have A Rich Family Member???


I had no idea!  They must have been hiding it in the walls.

Subject: Ref: Information about Your late Relation/Family member!

Hello,

Ref: Information about Your late Relation/Family member I am Bright Appah, an Investment adviser/sole executor to your late relation.

There is Estate (Cash deposit in bank and some landed Properties) belonging to your late family member  whom I will like to discuss with you; He is related to
you going by the lineage, surname and country of origin.

Once I receive your information and endorse same appropriately, I shall provide you with all the privileged information/legal documents relating to the deceased
and also will give you guidelines on how to realize this goal without the breach of the law. I would respectfully request that you treat the content of this
letter as privileged and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this correspondence. Contact me immediately for more information and
to begin the legal process of redeeming your lawful entitlement before the bank is compelled by law to hand over the money to the government.

This is my second but final attempt to reach you in view of this subject matter. Please you can reply to my private email mrbrighticb3@aol.com

Kind Regards,
Bright Appaih

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

The Future is Looking Bright


Hello,

Ref: Information about Your late Relation/Family member I am Bright Appah, an Investment adviser/sole executor to your late relation.

There is Estate (Cash deposit in bank and some landed Properties) belonging to your late family member  whom I will like to discuss with you; He is related to you going by the lineage, surname and country of origin.

Once I receive your information and endorse same appropriately, I shall provide you with all the privileged information/legal documents relating to the deceased and also will give you guidelines on how to realize this goal without the breach of the law. I would respectfully request that you treat the content of this letter as privileged and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this correspondence. Contact me immediately for more information and
to begin the legal process of redeeming your lawful entitlement before the bank is compelled by law to hand over the money to the government.

This is my second but final attempt to reach you in view of this subject matter. Please you can reply to my private email mrbrighticb3@aol.com

Kind Regards,
Bright Appaih

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Promising you Everything in Return for Everything


Sounds like a good deal to me.  All they want is every bit of personal information that I could possibly provide.  What could go wrong????


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a) Transfer your money to your
Account valid for only one member of the EU countries. (For safety)
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                  (Valid in all Bank).
c) You can come into our office and say, your funds in person.

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Third Occupation:
4th State:
5th Postal Code:
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EURO MICROSOFT ONLINE DEPARTMENT.
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Thursday, July 19, 2012

electronic intrusion = cash infusion




My name is Lady R. Favier, I am French with Paravant reside in the Republic of Benin. I am to say it is sterile without children.


I plan to make a donation of 85,000 Euro which I deposited in a bank in this country because I am sick and the results of my exams I confirm that I would not survive after the next five weeks to come.


I am currently in a clinic here in London for my care. The sum of 85,000 Euro that I had to keep a project is now intended to you because I am conducting research on you so I'll give you gree of money that can help you in your projects, I ask you to accept this because it is a gift that I make and this without asking anything in return.


You contact my lawyer so he can assist you regarding the procedure to come into possession of these funds.


Please keep the donation confidential please until the day you have the funds to your compte.Veuillez however also pray for me because the money you receive is a blessing from God for you. I live these hours in fear , fear of dying without knowing what will happen to my reserve money I have left Derri? re me. that's why I took the initiative to bequeath you my money so I apologize for that electronic intrusion into your mailbox.


THANK YOU
Rosaline FAVIER

Monday, June 25, 2012

WTF???


It's really annoying when you let your 8 year old get behind the keyboard without adult supervision.  I can only imagine that it was an eight year old that concocted this gem or an incredibly stupid person with the IQ of an eight year old.

Post! Quick!
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I was working 1-2 hours at home or at work, it can generate extra income from 5,000 to 15,000 Baht / month jobs without interference. And there is no fixed time. You can do it anywhere. Every time you place. (Choose your own working hours).
Qualifications.
          - Age 15 years.
        - The e-mail (for a Hotmail or Yahoo an advantage).
        - Want to have extra income apart from the routine. Or insufficient funds.
        - I do not have a job, and the computer base.
        - The time at one to two hours or more.
*** You are now able to earn an extra Part Time Internet is simple. (Not Herbalife, chain, selling the house. Or insurance) ***.
If you can see. Please complete the application form. And wait for a response from the authorities do.
Quick! Limited! (It does not cost any. And therefore there is no charge for people who are really interested me).
         
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(Sorry, at this e-mail notification is sent to you by chance).

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Just Need a Friend

All you need is love........and friendship.  Basic human needs.  Poor Martha needs these things too.  Unfortunately she lacks proper grammar.


Hello
I see your email here (docs.exdat.com)
How are you doing today?
My name is Martha, i seek for
friendship so i contact you i will
be so much happy if you can reply
me back
so i can give you my pictures
and also to tell you more about
myself
i will be waiting for your reply
have a nice day,
Martha,