All You Need Is Love

Too bad I'm married.  She seems like a reeaaally loving person.  It would never work out though.  If there's one thing I can't stand it's poor grammar.

Hello My Dear Friend ,
How are you doing today ,hope every thing is under control ,? if so thanks be to God almighty who made it so ,I know that this email will meet you in a good health and also surprisingly, but God have his own way of bringing people together.I was moved to write to you and also seek your advice of which i know that it helps me to overcome my present situation,I'm presently single and searching for a trusted and God fearing person. My dearest,In your free time, may it please you to write me back so that i can explain more about myself,my details,my pictures and my purpose of writing to you. Please do not neglect a humble and lonely heart that seeks for your love. A good friendship is the foundation build on other relative things to come. Please contact me through my private box so that i can be able to send you my pictures because i will like us to communicate privately and build up a good relationship if only you are ready.
please kindly accept my request, I believe that distance or age can never be a barrier but let's love connect us because love is a bridge that connected far distance to be close to each other to enable me share my photo and other things with you and Please if possible reply me back with your pictures.

please email me as soon as possible because I have something to discuss with you even if you are married we can be good friends.
May God bless you as i wait impatiently to read from you.

one love keep us together
Wishing you a happy week and God blessings.
Yours Malgret.

I Have A Rich Family Member???

I had no idea!  They must have been hiding it in the walls.

Subject: Ref: Information about Your late Relation/Family member!

Hello,

Ref: Information about Your late Relation/Family member I am Bright Appah, an Investment adviser/sole executor to your late relation.

There is Estate (Cash deposit in bank and some landed Properties) belonging to your late family member  whom I will like to discuss with you; He is related to

you going by the lineage, surname and country of origin.

Once I receive your information and endorse same appropriately, I shall provide you with all the privileged information/legal documents relating to the deceased

and also will give you guidelines on how to realize this goal without the breach of the law. I would respectfully request that you treat the content of this

letter as privileged and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this correspondence. Contact me immediately for more information and

to begin the legal process of redeeming your lawful entitlement before the bank is compelled by law to hand over the money to the government.

This is my second but final attempt to reach you in view of this subject matter. Please you can reply to my private email mrbrighticb3@aol.com

Kind Regards,

Bright Appaih

The Future is Looking Bright

Hello,

Ref: Information about Your late Relation/Family member I am Bright Appah, an Investment adviser/sole executor to your late relation.

There is Estate (Cash deposit in bank and some landed Properties) belonging to your late family member  whom I will like to discuss with you; He is related to you going by the lineage, surname and country of origin.

Once I receive your information and endorse same appropriately, I shall provide you with all the privileged information/legal documents relating to the deceased and also will give you guidelines on how to realize this goal without the breach of the law. I would respectfully request that you treat the content of this letter as privileged and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this correspondence. Contact me immediately for more information and

to begin the legal process of redeeming your lawful entitlement before the bank is compelled by law to hand over the money to the government.

This is my second but final attempt to reach you in view of this subject matter. Please you can reply to my private email mrbrighticb3@aol.com

Kind Regards,

Bright Appaih

Promising you Everything in Return for Everything

Sounds like a good deal to me.  All they want is every bit of personal information that I could possibly provide.  What could go wrong????


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electronic intrusion = cash infusion

My name is Lady R. Favier, I am French with Paravant reside in the Republic of Benin. I am to say it is sterile without children.


I plan to make a donation of 85,000 Euro which I deposited in a bank in this country because I am sick and the results of my exams I confirm that I would not survive after the next five weeks to come.


I am currently in a clinic here in London for my care. The sum of 85,000 Euro that I had to keep a project is now intended to you because I am conducting research on you so I'll give you gree of money that can help you in your projects, I ask you to accept this because it is a gift that I make and this without asking anything in return.


You contact my lawyer so he can assist you regarding the procedure to come into possession of these funds.


Please keep the donation confidential please until the day you have the funds to your compte.Veuillez however also pray for me because the money you receive is a blessing from God for you. I live these hours in fear , fear of dying without knowing what will happen to my reserve money I have left Derri? re me. that's why I took the initiative to bequeath you my money so I apologize for that electronic intrusion into your mailbox.


THANK YOU
Rosaline FAVIER

WTF???

It's really annoying when you let your 8 year old get behind the keyboard without adult supervision.  I can only imagine that it was an eight year old that concocted this gem or an incredibly stupid person with the IQ of an eight year old.

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Just Need a Friend

All you need is love........and friendship.  Basic human needs.  Poor Martha needs these things too.  Unfortunately she lacks proper grammar.


Hello
I see your email here (docs.exdat.com)
How are you doing today?
My name is Martha, i seek for
friendship so i contact you i will
be so much happy if you can reply
me back
so i can give you my pictures
and also to tell you more about
myself
i will be waiting for your reply
have a nice day,
Martha,

Getting Ballsy

You have to be packing some extremely large cojones to impersonate the United Nations.  They even went to the trouble of finding a fancy graphic to be more believable.  Still, I appreciate anyone who doesn't waste my time and jumps straight to the point with just one sentence.

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Office TeleFax:: (+44)777 811 4945

                

E-mail: un-nation@london.com

Correspondence: English

Attention:

Have you Received your Contract/ Inheritance payment From Debts settlement office in the U.K?

Yours Sincerely

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UN OFFICER

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London W6 9HQ.

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Pitty Party

Dearest one,

Hello, I am Mrs. Amal Anees, wife of Abdul Adl Aneess who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for many years. My marriage situations that I lost my husband and two children in an automobile accident last seven years ago and never remarried again to this day.

I'm very old woman suffering from cancer for the past three years as a matter of old age and I suffer a lot of bitterness that I am writing this message with the help of a nurse who worked at the hospital, my latest evidence of medical outcomes indicated that my days are numbered because of my condition and my doctors have also informed me that I have a 10% chance of surviving any surgery performed on me.

It is not as if I'm afraid of death but I have something in mind that bothers me which is my mean reason of contacting you through email, even if I did not know you in person. I also have a little orphan child that I planned to adopt before my disease become worse and I had the intention to rise him to become my son and heir of my fortune, but the disease does not allow me I kept going from one hospital to another, secondly, I inherited a huge fund of my late husband and I intend to donate this fund for humanitarian reasons through you.

I want this fund to be used in humanitarian activities, such as, orphanages homes and schools for the underprivileged. You will also take small boy = Steve Kouassi to your country and set him up so he made himself useful man in your care and you will be his guardian and trustee until he is old enough to carry on as a man. He is 14years of age by now.I took this decision because I do not have a child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not trustworthy and I do not want my husband efforts to be used by people who never knew the values and Steve will not be safe with them if it happens that I die.

Please if I reach you this time is because I am hopeful and endeavor that you get back to me as soon as possible to enable me to entrust more and update you with further details and instructions.

Cordially

Mrs. Amal Anees.

Evil Plans

Re: Thank you for reading


I am Miss. Agnes Nnedi, 19yrs and above and sincerely seeking for your assistance in investing a huge amount into entertainment industry or real estate your country. My contacting you through this medium should not be an inconvenience because it is the cheapest way for me to communicate.


I inherited huge sum from my father who passed away during the just ended political crises in my country and because of the evil plans of my father’s brothers and cousins; I want to relocate over to your country for the investment and to secure a good college where I will continue my education.


Please, let me know your willingness to this project so that I can furnish you with all details needed.


Sincerely,Miss. Agnes Nnedi

Saddam's Gold

I received this spamail a few days ago.  When I first read it I wondered if whoever typed this up had watched Three Kings one too many times.  Whatever the source of this person's inspiration, I'm glad the muses were with him or her the day they emailed this beauty.

Good day dear,

My name is Col. Gino.B, a US Army serving in the 3rd Infantry Division in Iraq.Now in Afganistian I want you to read this mail carefully and understand it.

In 2003, my men and I found over $900 million in Saddam Hussein's hideout in Baghdad, we sent some back to the Iraq government after counting it in a classified location, but we also kept some behind for ourselves. Some of the money we shared among ourselves worth over $200million, I kept mine for a while in a secured place.

I need someone to help me, I found a secured way of getting the package out of Iraq for you to pick up through the help of a Diplomatic Company .

I do not know for how long I will remain here as I have been lucky to survive 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention.I just need someone I can trust,i lost a box of gold to someone that said he will help me,I won't like to make the same mistake.The total amount of money is $10million. View the below link to verify/confirm my statement.


If you can handle this deal let me know immediately, you will receive 25% of the money , all you need to do is to find a safe place where you can keep the box till i leave Iraq.

Regards,
Col. Gino.B
US Military Baghdad,Iraq.