Saddam's Gold

I received this spamail a few days ago.  When I first read it I wondered if whoever typed this up had watched Three Kings one too many times.  Whatever the source of this person's inspiration, I'm glad the muses were with him or her the day they emailed this beauty.

Good day dear,

My name is Col. Gino.B, a US Army serving in the 3rd Infantry Division in Iraq.Now in Afganistian I want you to read this mail carefully and understand it.

In 2003, my men and I found over $900 million in Saddam Hussein's hideout in Baghdad, we sent some back to the Iraq government after counting it in a classified location, but we also kept some behind for ourselves. Some of the money we shared among ourselves worth over $200million, I kept mine for a while in a secured place.

I need someone to help me, I found a secured way of getting the package out of Iraq for you to pick up through the help of a Diplomatic Company .

I do not know for how long I will remain here as I have been lucky to survive 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention.I just need someone I can trust,i lost a box of gold to someone that said he will help me,I won't like to make the same mistake.The total amount of money is $10million. View the below link to verify/confirm my statement.


If you can handle this deal let me know immediately, you will receive 25% of the money , all you need to do is to find a safe place where you can keep the box till i leave Iraq.

Regards,
Col. Gino.B
US Military Baghdad,Iraq.