WTF???

It's really annoying when you let your 8 year old get behind the keyboard without adult supervision.  I can only imagine that it was an eight year old that concocted this gem or an incredibly stupid person with the IQ of an eight year old.

Post! Quick!
Hi I Business Forum Ltd. is looking for people who are interested to earn an extra Part Time with the company.
I was working 1-2 hours at home or at work, it can generate extra income from 5,000 to 15,000 Baht / month jobs without interference. And there is no fixed time. You can do it anywhere. Every time you place. (Choose your own working hours).
Qualifications.
          - Age 15 years.
        - The e-mail (for a Hotmail or Yahoo an advantage).
        - Want to have extra income apart from the routine. Or insufficient funds.
        - I do not have a job, and the computer base.
        - The time at one to two hours or more.
*** You are now able to earn an extra Part Time Internet is simple. (Not Herbalife, chain, selling the house. Or insurance) ***.
If you can see. Please complete the application form. And wait for a response from the authorities do.
Quick! Limited! (It does not cost any. And therefore there is no charge for people who are really interested me).
         
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Just Need a Friend

All you need is love........and friendship.  Basic human needs.  Poor Martha needs these things too.  Unfortunately she lacks proper grammar.


Hello
I see your email here (docs.exdat.com)
How are you doing today?
My name is Martha, i seek for
friendship so i contact you i will
be so much happy if you can reply
me back
so i can give you my pictures
and also to tell you more about
myself
i will be waiting for your reply
have a nice day,
Martha,

Getting Ballsy

You have to be packing some extremely large cojones to impersonate the United Nations.  They even went to the trouble of finding a fancy graphic to be more believable.  Still, I appreciate anyone who doesn't waste my time and jumps straight to the point with just one sentence.

United Nations Office

Investigation Dept.

United Kingdom

Office TeleFax:: (+44)777 811 4945

                

E-mail: un-nation@london.com

Correspondence: English

Attention:

Have you Received your Contract/ Inheritance payment From Debts settlement office in the U.K?

Yours Sincerely

Mr.Paul Andrew 

UN OFFICER

1 Queen Caroline Street

Hammersmith

London W6 9HQ.

Based on the United Nations Protocol's Blue Book "Permanent Missions to the United Nations

No. 295", April 2010 Last updated with ST/SG/SER.A/295/Add.5

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Pitty Party

Dearest one,

Hello, I am Mrs. Amal Anees, wife of Abdul Adl Aneess who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for many years. My marriage situations that I lost my husband and two children in an automobile accident last seven years ago and never remarried again to this day.

I'm very old woman suffering from cancer for the past three years as a matter of old age and I suffer a lot of bitterness that I am writing this message with the help of a nurse who worked at the hospital, my latest evidence of medical outcomes indicated that my days are numbered because of my condition and my doctors have also informed me that I have a 10% chance of surviving any surgery performed on me.

It is not as if I'm afraid of death but I have something in mind that bothers me which is my mean reason of contacting you through email, even if I did not know you in person. I also have a little orphan child that I planned to adopt before my disease become worse and I had the intention to rise him to become my son and heir of my fortune, but the disease does not allow me I kept going from one hospital to another, secondly, I inherited a huge fund of my late husband and I intend to donate this fund for humanitarian reasons through you.

I want this fund to be used in humanitarian activities, such as, orphanages homes and schools for the underprivileged. You will also take small boy = Steve Kouassi to your country and set him up so he made himself useful man in your care and you will be his guardian and trustee until he is old enough to carry on as a man. He is 14years of age by now.I took this decision because I do not have a child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not trustworthy and I do not want my husband efforts to be used by people who never knew the values and Steve will not be safe with them if it happens that I die.

Please if I reach you this time is because I am hopeful and endeavor that you get back to me as soon as possible to enable me to entrust more and update you with further details and instructions.

Cordially

Mrs. Amal Anees.

Evil Plans

Re: Thank you for reading


I am Miss. Agnes Nnedi, 19yrs and above and sincerely seeking for your assistance in investing a huge amount into entertainment industry or real estate your country. My contacting you through this medium should not be an inconvenience because it is the cheapest way for me to communicate.


I inherited huge sum from my father who passed away during the just ended political crises in my country and because of the evil plans of my father’s brothers and cousins; I want to relocate over to your country for the investment and to secure a good college where I will continue my education.


Please, let me know your willingness to this project so that I can furnish you with all details needed.


Sincerely,Miss. Agnes Nnedi

Saddam's Gold

I received this spamail a few days ago.  When I first read it I wondered if whoever typed this up had watched Three Kings one too many times.  Whatever the source of this person's inspiration, I'm glad the muses were with him or her the day they emailed this beauty.

Good day dear,

My name is Col. Gino.B, a US Army serving in the 3rd Infantry Division in Iraq.Now in Afganistian I want you to read this mail carefully and understand it.

In 2003, my men and I found over $900 million in Saddam Hussein's hideout in Baghdad, we sent some back to the Iraq government after counting it in a classified location, but we also kept some behind for ourselves. Some of the money we shared among ourselves worth over $200million, I kept mine for a while in a secured place.

I need someone to help me, I found a secured way of getting the package out of Iraq for you to pick up through the help of a Diplomatic Company .

I do not know for how long I will remain here as I have been lucky to survive 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention.I just need someone I can trust,i lost a box of gold to someone that said he will help me,I won't like to make the same mistake.The total amount of money is $10million. View the below link to verify/confirm my statement.


If you can handle this deal let me know immediately, you will receive 25% of the money , all you need to do is to find a safe place where you can keep the box till i leave Iraq.

Regards,
Col. Gino.B
US Military Baghdad,Iraq.